
A 14-year-old committing a crime is not uncommon – but few do it by voting, as Alfie McKenzie did. Writing on guardian.co.uk, the Lancashire teen tells why he chose to flout the law to become the first 14-year-old to vote in an election, and why he's enjoying his Warholian 15 minutes of fame.
McKenzie, a fresh-faced teenager who refers to David Cameron as "Dave" and calls himself a "socialist democrat", describes "a specific look of disappointment" from fellow teens when he talked politics and then his brazen effort to con polling staff, who fell hook, line and sinker for his makeshift disguise.
He writes: "I dressed as much like a Tory as I could manage: a trenchcoat, reading glasses, sharp shoes. I gave it my slightly eccentric aristocrat's walk and my best self-righteous Conservative accent, walked into St Hilda's polling station, went straight to the table and was directed to the slip which I was to cross."
After being mistakenly put on the electoral register, McKenzie had decided to vote Liberal Democrat. But somewhat strangely for someone who broke the law, he believes in fair play. "The country clearly wanted change. As an illegal voter I had no right to go against that," he says.
Fortunately for McKenzie, whose crime was discovered after he confided in a teacher who "didn't see the funny side", the police are not planning to prosecute him.
Instead of a "fast road to becoming a convict", he now fancies a future in politics.
"I would be delighted if some of Clegg's party or Brown's party would get in touch with me," he says.
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"The main object of a revolution is the liberation of man... not the interpretation and application of some transcendental ideology." - Jean Genet.
It looks like we are going to have a Tory government now.I am going to love it, really love it!It won't be more than six months before you Tory voting twats are squealing because you have lost your jobs and your homes.You must be complete masochists. Your decision to vote Tory will have one consequence:You will endure extreme financial pain on behalf of those a million times wealthier than yourselves.It's absolutely unbelievable.Lib Dem supporters will be even more incredulous as their decision props up the finances of bankers, professional footballers and pop stars.Labour is the party of the people.The deficit could have been written off instantly.The combined wealth of the richest 1000 Brits is three times the value of the deficit.In voting Tory and Lib Dem you have said it is wrong to reduce the wealth of these people from multi billionaires to billionares.You total SUCKERS!This election results will simply be nice little field trip for the public school boys.You total fools!
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"I think it's worth taking you through what a Conservative government will look like: a Conservative government would cast the country adrift from the world. You'll see no reform of our clapped out political system; you'll see a continued haemorraghing of public trust. You'll see a sense of north-south divide; class divide and growing inequality. And it will be a country very disillusioned, with leaders who only have a culture of entitlement but very little sense of mission."
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