Dean Whitbread

usefully imaginative since 1984 
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Just Broke (4 Deaths)

Nice bloke
Back of his throat
Just broke
Made him choke
Dreadful scene
Left his greens
Chips, bacon, beans
Aged 12, 14

Nice old git
Stuck around a bit
Sudden fit
That was it
Swallowed his tongue
Collapsed his lung
He wasn't young
Can't have been fun

Nice young man
Suntan
Chelsea fan
Transit van
Went back
Sudden crack
Caught him smack
IKEA flat-pack

Nice old dear
Tad queer
Front and rear
Dodgy beer
Overnight
Drowned in shite
Dog died of fright
Awful sight

(First published 26th April 2004)

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